Friday, October 17, 2008

God Only Knows

"the only one that could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man"

Through my exhaustive investigative research, I have uncovered a video that will be leaked by the McCain camp just days before the election, a rare look into the ministry of the Reverend Jeramiah Wright.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

The Simpsons


"lying out there like a killer in the sun"
Brentwood, Al Cowlings, white Ford Bronco, slow speed chase, Alan Dershowitz, Robert Shapiro, Barry Scheck, Robert Kardashian, Gerald Uelmen, F. Lee Bailey, Johnny Cochran, Christopher Darden, Marcia Clark, Mark Fuhrman, 'Kato' Kaelin, McDonalds, Hertz convention, DNA evidence, "ugly ass Bruno Magli shoes", "if it doesn't fit you must acquit", racial division, "now I can find the real killers", civil trial, Hiesman trophy, If I Did It, sports memorabilia dealers, Las Vegas armed robbery and kidnapping, Fred Goldman, Ron Goldman, Nicole Brown Simpson. The Juice is not on the loose, they're finally putting this world class creep behind bars for good. He felt as if he was above the law. We're all aware of that priviledge being reserved only for the current White House administration. Let's never hear from this egotistical media whore again. No prison interviews, no books, no autograph deals to be signed from behind bars. Just have his circus fade away. For O.J. to be forgotten would be his biggest punishment.