Sunday, April 27, 2008

Big Love


"I know you're just 16 years old, but I don't want your ID"


Leave the Polygamists alone. They live in a closed and secretive society. So do Masons, Oddfellows, the Moose Lodge Local 151, Republicans and southerners, God knows what there up to. There not as goofy or dangerous as other sects. Let people live how they want to. Let gays get married. Let gays move into a religious compound and kanoodle multiple 12 year old boys (the Catholic Church). I don't care. It would open up jobs for straights in the competitive hairdressing market, interior design and on the Broadway stage. Besides, who the hell doesn't want an arranged marriage to a 13 year old wife? Was Jerry Lee Lewis a Polygamist? Or just a southerner.

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